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Operating Systems

por Paula Antunes, em 27.10.10

 

Do melhor:

 

  • Tech Support: "What version of Windows are you running?"
  • Customer: "I got the computer in 2003, so I think it's a Windows 2003. Or maybe it's a Windows 2004? I got it late in the year."
  • TS: "Um, ok."
  • Customer: "Is that wrong?"
  • TS: "No, no, that sounds about right. Tell me, would you know what service pack you have for that?"
  • Customer: "Well, when I got to the register, the young man who rang me up said was about the 5th person to buy it. So it might be service pack 5."

 

 

  • A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. In an indignant voice, she replied, "Duh, Intosh."

 

 

  • Tech Support: "Do you know what operating system you're on?"
  • Customer: "Hmmm...what would be a good answer?"

 

 

  • Customer: (angrily) "You said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?"

 

 

  • A customer called in with modem problems:
  • Tech Support: "Ok, we're going to check your modem settings. First thing we need to do is make sure all programs are closed."
  • Customer: "How do I know if everything is closed?"
  • TS: "Make sure all windows are closed."
  • Customer: "But...I'm in the basement. I don't have any windows here."
  • TS - (Lucky me, I made it to the the mute button in time!)

 

 

  • Back in the early days of Windows 95:
  • Customer: "I have Windows Thirty One."
  • Tech Support: "Ok, this program requires either Windows 95 or Win32s. Do you have Win32s on your system?"
  • Customer: "No, I have Windows Thirty One, not Thirty Two."
  • Tech Support: "Windows 3.1 is the operating system. Win32s is a program that makes your computer fast like Windows 95."
  • Customer: "What's Windows Ninety Five got to do with it?"
  • Tech Supprort: "You need either Windows 95 or Win32s to run this."
  • Customer: "I HAVE THIRTY ONE! WHY WON'T IT WORK?"
  • Tech Support: (giving up) "Ma'am, your computer is too old. Buy a new one with Windows 95."
  • Customer: "I've heard about Windows Three Hundred and Eleven. Wouldn't that be better than Ninety Five?"

 

 

  • I saw two older looking ladies trying to figure out the computers at a local store:
  • Woman 1: "What is that little trash can on the screen?"
  • Woman 2: "My son says that is call the 'recycle bin'. He tells me when I don't want a Word document anymore and I delete it, it really goes in there."
  • Woman 1: "Why in the recycle thingy? Can't you just erase it?"
  • Woman 2: "Oh no, Word wouldn't work for very long if I did that, I would run out of blank pages."
  • Woman 1: "Why?"
  • Woman 2: "Because it cleans the words off the pages, then sends the blank sheets back to Word so they can be used again. That's why it's called the recycle bin."

 

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4 comentários

De gui a 27.10.2010 às 13:58

também há aquela da sra que liga para a loja onde acabou de comprar o computador, queixando-se de que o 'PEDAL' (aka rato) tava avariado... 


=) generation gaps. 

De Paula Antunes a 28.10.2010 às 00:38

lol eu acho que o gap é capaz de ser maior que só geracional ;)

De Isabel a 27.10.2010 às 20:38

LOL! Adorei o último!!

De Paula Antunes a 28.10.2010 às 00:39

É muito bom não é? Eu parti-me a rir e admirei mesmo a maravilhosa imaginação da senhora :D

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